“Look, up in the sky!”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s . . . a PADI Divemaster!”
Yes, it’s true. PADI Divers love PADI Divemasters. They throw themselves at divemasters’ feet in open adoration, and it’s easy to see why.
[Editor: Divers appreciate and respect PADI Divemasters.]
Launched from the planet Krypton as infants . . .
[Starting as Open Water Divers like you . . .]
. . . PADI Divemasters have superhuman abilities.
[. . . they have superb dive skills.]
They can defy gravity . . .
. . . and can see through solid matter.
[Low viz is no big deal.]
Having superhuman strength, . . .
[If they don’t wash their wet suits.]
. . . they defend the weak . .
[Assist students and divers, who are not necessarily weak, BTW.]
. . . and bring about justice.]
[Not just ice. They bring about soft drinks, snacks, spare gear . . . whatever the situation calls for.]
So, how do you become a chic superhero PADI Divemaster with coveted authority and supreme power?
[Oh, brother. . . ]
Visit the PADI Fortress of Supreme Power . . .
[Your local PADI Dive Center or Resort . . .]
to be transconfigured . . . .
[ . . .and enroll in the PADI Divemaster course (or enroll online with PADI eLearning). . .]
. . . by Drew-el the super commander.
[. . . with your PADI Instructor.]
Through a molecular alteration process . . .
[In the newly revised PADI Divemaster course . . .]
. . . your subatomic structure reconfigures . .
[ . . . you increase your dive theory knowledge, raise and polish your scuba skills, and learn real real-world skills for being a role-model leader who certified divers and students in training appreciate . . . ]
. . . so that you emerge a totally awesome PADI Divemaster.
For more information about the newly revised PADI Divemaster course, PADI Divemaster Online, the PADI Divemaster Manual and the PADI Divemaster Video, see your local PADI Resort or Dive Center, or visit padi.com.